My New Bitch Roommates and the Legend of the Water Chupacabra
You guys. I have a problem. I’ve let it get out of hand. And I don’t know what to do. We noticed that they had moved in about 3 weeks ago, just a few days after we ourselves had moved in… but for one...
View ArticleLife is but a song! Unless you’re an asshole.
If you know me at all, you know that I’m quite the songstress. I’m not implying that I have any sort of musical talent whatsover, In fact- I’m a downright horrible singer. But I don’t tend to let that...
View ArticleThe people of the internet are the most revolting humans in the world
You people are disgusting. Not you in particular… but humans in general. I’m sure that anyone who frequents my blog on purpose is a little “off” to begin with, but I am always frightened, disgusted,...
View ArticleThe “I Love Everyone and Screw Emotions” edition…
Most moments, I’m able to fully recognize how lucky I am. I have hilarious and supportive parents who have always put me at the center of their world. I have a sister/best friend who would go to the...
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